An Announcement

we find ufw general manager eunice winslow sitting at her desk. her office has been refurbished, thanks to azagoth and bam-bam's actions over the weekend.

"welcome. united front wrestling has had extraordinary changes these past several days. out of the changes come opportunities. but these will only be available to those who strive to make them happen."

"this saturday united front wrestling will have an event that's never been done in this promotion: a scramble match for the united heavyweight championship. the sad man will be defending his title against 12 competitors, who will be fighting all at one time."

"here are the rules for the scramble match:"

* all 13 competitors will start in the ring at the same time

* any competitor who scores a pin or submission over any opponent becomes the ufw heavyweight champion. however, the match does not end with one pinfall or submission

* any other competitor who scores a pin or submission after the first wrestler will become the ufw heavyweight champion

* likewise, if anyone else scores a pinfall or submission afterwards, becomes the ufw heavyweight champion

* pins and submissions only count in the ring

* a competitor disqualified for using illegal objects or breaking the rules will be expelled from the match immediately

* the match runs for 30 minutes. once time expires, the competitor who scored the final pinfall or submission will be awarded the united heavyweight championship

"ufw will only recognize the winner of the scramble match as the united heavyweight champion. anyone else who temporarily had the championship during the match will not be recognized as such."

"we have had a great number of responses from competitors who want a chance to become united heavyweight champion. but i am fixing a deadline to receive applications at 12:00 hours, twg server time. do tune in to ufw this saturday to see the best wrestling around."

we return to the general manager's office.

"ladies and gentlemen, i have with me the final list of ufw superstars who will compete in this saturday's championship scramble match against the defending champion, the sad man."

aaron o'shea
chriso
raul stevens
bubba gump
rey rey
richard 'the dragon' jo
power house
chasm
sean_dvd
temperedjoker
pelin
hardcore cletus

"in case of questions on why cletus is included despite his not publicly petitioning to be part of the match, it is partly as a reward for his invaluable service in ufw's recent war against riot! if any of the other participants in the scramble disagree with that, they are free to take it up with him in the ring this saturday."

"good luck to all of you."