Battle Royal

Mr Massivo is sitting next to his locker wearing his mask. He has dug out a oold looking wooden box from his locker, and is keeping it in his hands.

Mr Massivo: The money-man gave us a battle royal. It was almost too good. After I smash the other wrestlers, John Sheridan will be next. Balo will be too tired to stop me. I get all the blood, AND a title shot. It's almost like the money-Brandon understands us. Maybe the old ones are in his dreams too. The ring will be red and blood will flow.

Mr Massivo closes his eyes and seems to be dreaming.

Mr Massivo eyes Azagoth with doubt, but recognices him from other battles.

It's good to meet a person more concerned on spirituality than on power. I am a friend to all warriors. But the only altar I need is the ring of battle. There I give sacrifice and there I give worship. I welcome you there, for if you have blood, then it's good enough for the old gods. I keep in mind your offer, as you should keep mine.

And, if you are in the battle royal, I will honour your gift of blood, like of all who stand before me.

Mr Massivo stares at Azagoths eyes in silence.

Tsk, tsk, tsk... Power? Spirituality? What use are those if you are not beautiful when you win... So what say you? Wanna be my next guest at my makeover session? It seems Kameron Thriller wasn't man enough and chickened out... So which of you big boys is brave enough to be my next guest?" Boy Bakla asked coyly at the two wrestlers...

Mr Massivo looks at Boy Bakla with contempt.

I do not make over with boys. But the old ones do not judge a ma... a wom... people by their 'preferences'. Your blood is a welcome addition to the ring. Maybe we can beat you into a man. At least leave a scar or two, so that you will at least look like a true warrior. So, bring your weak body to the ring at the royal rumble, and I'll give you all the man you can stand.

"Do not underestimate the power of femininity Massivo dear, brawn does not always win the day. And I am truly disappointed here... With all the machismo oozing from the roster, I have yet still to find someone who is MAN enough to volunteer to be in my makeover show... I guess all the men here aren't as tough as they seem..." Boy Bakla shakes her head slowly...