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Post by Guest Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:43 pm

Darkness walks into the gm's office.

"Yo boss, just let the guys from destiny know that i'm lookin for a partner. thnx."

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Post by Guest Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:51 pm

Brandon: Well go announce it on the tag team board then. Geez what does it take to get people to read around here? That's it. I quit. You can all go to hell.


Oh wait. I'm the boss.......


GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Guest Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:53 pm

Divac wanders in.

Divac: DWO is looking for a few good members.

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Post by Guest Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:58 pm

Brandon rolls his eyes and looks at Divac.

Brandon: You again? No one wants any DWO gear or whatever it is you are selling. Get out of my office.

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:05 am

Chasm slid into the office... looking at the walking Infomercial..

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot..... You trying to sell more useless crap... the poor trainer down in the gym just finished telling me about the crap you sold him... 'guaranteed' to put pep in his step... I swear... if I catch you trying to sell even so much as one single SCRAP of paper.... I'm gonna slam a chair into your face..... and I have a funny feeling.. that's one match.. Brandon would be happy to arrange..." He looked over at Brandon....

"Get the hell out've here!"

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:26 am

Zarokazzzt enters the office and sees chasm, brandon and Mr. Bling-Bling himself Divac argueing.

Zarokazzzt:" Hi Chasm, look I am sorry about the misunderstanding the otherday, and after saske's recent behaviour, I wont stand in your way should he carry on"

"Good Morning Boss, I tried to see you yesterday, but after mister H and Divac, I didnt think you where keen to see anybody, I wanted to thank you for this opportunaty to make cash, so that I can get my face fixed up, the plastic surgeon that your wife recommended says that it will cost me 700 000$ to fix, so on the 24th I am ready to fight, oh sorry are we still on for supper at your place tommorow night?"

"Divac, I like your stuff, it reminds me of the young men in my village,who wear hubcaps on their heads, thinking that they look cool, we should talk about exporting your cheap trinkets to Africa, like the early sailors did"

Wit that Zarokazzzt leaves to go back to the locker room

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:15 am

DaGreatWun Also enters the office and looks at all the other wrestlers b4 him looks at divacs merchandise puts a stern smile then looks at the GM

I think since we are all new in here why dont we all have a over the top battle royal to see who the top dog is.

DaGreatwun Looks at the GM Raises his trademark brow to the secretary and just as about the GM is about to utter a word DaGreatWun interupts him

"It dosnt matter what your gona say cos your going to make that match for the millions upon millions of the DaGreatWunCalikes, Do you Smelllllaaallallalalallalalalla What DaGreatWun is Cooookkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"

DagreatWun Then observes an eeeerrrrie silence thinking to himself this cacthphrase will catch on rite???

And Awaits the GM's reply

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:31 am

a cough interrupts dagreatwun's ranting.

everyone turns to the cougher. a big, mohawked man.

the sad man. a mild sneer crosses his lips as he studies dagreatwun.

"damn."

he leaves without saying another word.

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:25 pm

TheRockAttitude stares at DaGreatWun and raises his eyebrow.

TheRockAttitude:
"What in the blue hell do you think you're doing? You barge in here demanding a match from the GM, well how about TheRock whips your rudy poo candy ass all over UFW after he wins the title! And TheRock thinks your timing of a catchphrase was abit off... But wait, before you go... don't you ever steal one of TheRock's catchphrases, he's the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today... He's the jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, all around, smacketh down, corporate champ, TheRock! "

TheRockAttitude turns his head then looks back at him...



TheRockAttitude:
"TheRock knows that the battle royal will be historic, but he also knows that he came here for one reason and one reason only, and that's to win the UFW championship... Which is much bigger than the peoples elbow, which is much bigger than the slam dunk, and is much bigger than the... in fact what, what do you do? Do you have a finishing move? Anyway it doesn't matter because TheRock won't even be in the same league as you, he'll be all the way up the top while you stay down at Rock Bottom!"

TheRockAttitude coughs then sits back next to Brandon. Then sends two guards to escort DaGreatWun and Divac out of the office.

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:55 pm

Darkness looks towards the Rock.

"Rocko, how you been?"

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:24 pm

TheRockAttitude greets Darkness.

TheRockAttitude: "Hey man, TheRock's glad to see you here, how you been? How about you and TheRock go get a beer then later we'll go get some sweet apple pie!!!?"

TheRockAttitude leads out of the GM's door.

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:33 pm

"Sounds good Rocko."

Darkness follows Rocko out the door.

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:44 pm

Divac comes back in the Office.

Divac: Oh! Just so you know. I am the Level 6 First Blood Champion! See you later!

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Post by Guest Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:27 pm

I have no clue what your babbling about Yes you are the Rock But i am DaGreatWun we are neither alike or similar, and if you want me to kick your candy ass out in that ring i will show you why they call me DaGreatWun.

DaGreatWun Storms Out the office Only to find an eerrrie Presence behind him...............

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Post by Guest Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:46 pm

dwosilverdragon wrote:Divac comes back in the Office.

Divac: Oh! Just so you know. I am the Level 6 First Blood Champion! See you later!

Diva...This is more like an Off Topic post.
Things that happen outside the fed stick in off-topic.

/Chriso

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