Gayness + Sadness = Trouble Brewing

Boy Bakla looked at his new associate, the mo-hawked man with a large frown. "So Mr. Sad Man, we agree on the terms? For 50% of the cash you will help watch my back. I'm sure sooner or later I will bump into some unpleasantness and having back up is always nice. I can also throw in a free hair treatment for you as a bonus." He offered his hand for a handshake to cement the deal.