Chriso surveys the damage

by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:07 pm

Chriso is walking in the corridors towards the parking lot.
He arrives at his destination looking at his hertz.
The mirrors are completely ripped off, windscreen wipers snapped in two, bonnet huge dent engraved into it and the windscreen completely smashed.
The repairs for his car were due to begin this weekend. This had not helped Chriso's rage.
He walks over to the hertz running his hand down the bonnet.
with his other hand he breaks the rest of the windscreen wiper off looking at it, teeth grinding together.

Chriso: The transporter of the Underworld......
Vandalised.......
Come the PPV.......
He will pay for it with his soul!!!

Chriso snaps his head over to Avric's parking space.
Avric's car is not there.
Chriso walks over the space with a swiss army knife in his hand and engraves the words B.I.H!!! across Avric's sign to reserve his space.

Chriso: Burn.....In.....Heeeellll!!!

Chriso looks at his hertz once more before making his way out of the parking lot.
No longer able to drive home until the weekend had passed.

by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:22 pm

Just before Chriso leaves the Riot! Wrestling parking lot a delivery man comes in with a big box... Looking at his clipboard then at Chriso, the delivery man approaches...

Delivery guy: "Excuse me, are you Mr. Chriso by any chance?"

Chriso stares at the delivery guy and nods...

Delivery guy: "Oh, I have a package for you sir... If you would kindly sign here..."

Chriso grabs the clipboard and signs in his name... The big box was then handed to Chriso and the delivery guy left. Opening the package Chriso stares in horror at what beheld him. A PINK! tricycle with a note attached...

Dear Chrissy,

With you Hearst wrecked and all, I didn't want you to walk home, so here's a new ride for you...

With love and kisses,
Boy Bakla

by Guest Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:38 am

Dank walks out the building sees Chriso and his new pink tricycle.

Dank: "Nice the colors you, man."

Dank lights up a hand rolled cigar-looking-thing. Takes a couple of puffs offer Chriso, he just does his dead eyes taunt.

Dank: "Ok Champ have a nice ride home."

Dank starts to walk out to the street.

by Guest Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:35 pm

Later that night.
Bakla's paperwork is all finished as it heads home for the night.
It gets to the parking lot entrance and calls his pink limo driver to bring the limo round.
5 minutes later, the Limo appears, bright pink parking next to boy bakla.
The driver walks down to the back and opens the door where Bakla gets in and says home please dear.
Bakla can feel the limo moving and relaxes with its muscly men in the back.
Suddenly a great smash can be heared and Bakla is thrown to one side of the limo as a bigger smash is heared.
Bakla gets out of the limo as the driver gets out too.
Bakla screams in the face of the driver to watch his driving and that he will soon be fired when suddenly it looks wide eyed.
There, embedded in the windshield of the car, and making a huge dent in the bonnet is a pink tricycle.
The bonnet is smoking and shards of glass are everywhere.
Bakla walks over the the Tricycle and kicks the limo knowing he will have to walk home now.
At the corner of his eye is some movement which he snaps his head to.
Chriso is seen walking out the entrance.
Before he disappears around the corner, he looks back, grins and walks out of sight.

by Guest Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:25 pm

Bakla surveys the pink limo and curses under its breath... After all the trouble it went through, even stealing Eunice's credit cards to pay for the renting of the pink limo, now Bakla had to walk home... Then Bakla remembers something and goes to back end of the parking lot emerging in its trusty old pink Vespa and rides away to the sunset...

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