Rex Havok in front of his locker

(rex havok walks into the locker room and sits down.He is wearing a brown armani suit and bruno magli shoes.)
"Man something stinks in here. What is that smell"


(he looks around. its coming from his shoes)

"Jesus christ my new shoes. They were the actual shoes worn by OJ Simpson when he killed his wife. They still had blood on them.What did I step in anyways? I think iyt's horse crap.Between ome The broad riding a wolf around the building and Pelin and his wagon train It was just a matter of time before I stepped in something.Let me see if I can find something to clean this with. Looks like they left the laundry cart out again."

(he walks over and starts looking through the clothes.He pulls out a pink shirt and a leather vest)

"Here's one of Boy talogs shirts.It'll do for a start.Yep, that got some of it. Now this vest should get the rest "
(he throws the vest on the floor and walks away.the camera zooms in and you see a label with Pelins name written on it.)

Boy Bakla wanders into the locker rooms, hoping to find Dank there, but what he found was an awful smell. After careful sniffing, "Smells like horse crap." Boy Bakla concluded.

Pinching his nose and looking around Boy Bakla found the source of the horrible odor. "Oh dear, this just won't do, this will stink up the place." Boy Bakla exclaimed.

So with much conviction, Boy Bakla took the soiled garments outside and lit a nice little bonfire. Just then Pelin walks in...

OCC Should this topic be here or in parking lot. I'm bit confused.

Pelin was walking through locker room and while he passed close to the Rex Havok locker he felt distinct smell.
he thinks to himself: Well, I know why stable of my ass Shime is smelling like that, but Havok's locker ... Well maybe he had diarrhea, and was in hurry.

When he walked out of the building he saw Boy Bakla making bone fire when something caught his eye, so he approached to him.
"Hey Bakla! Nice bonfire. And made with horse dung. I appreciate when people are environmentally aware.
But say why do you burn leather vest? Specially when that one belongs to me?
Is that some kind of Voodoo ritual?"

ooc: since this roleplay thread started in the locker room, we'll keep it in this section to avoid confusion. even if starting a fire inside a building can be considered arson >.>

"Oh dear, this is your vest? Then you must have fallen into horse pooh and forgot to get it washed. It was stinking up the lockers." Boy Bakla quickly explained to Pelin to avoid any confusion...

"You don't have to be mean about it... I just went into the locker rooms and then smelled the horrible odor coming from a pooh covered vest, I didn't know it was yours..." Boy Bakla said as he backed away from Pelin.

Then from the corner of his eye Boy Bakla notices something... "Hey isn't that a footprint made made of horse dung?" Pointing to tracks of footprint leading to the locker room door that is made of dried horse fecal matter...

Boy Bakla nodded and agreed to join Pelin to prove his innocence... "Yes, I will join you to find the real perpetrator to clear my name. So what we must find is the of the shoe that fits the pattern of the shoe prints." Boy Bakla said as he grabbed his cellphone and used it's camera to take pictures of the foot prints. "And the hunt begins..." Boy Bakla said following Gorky back to the scene of the crime...

"well,well what do we have here? Looks like the newest couple in the UFW out on a date.HAHAHA!What are you do doing at my locker?Better not be stealing anything,"


"If you're done with your date I wanted to talk to you Pelin.You're looking at th next middle weight champ.The way I see it, you don't have real competition for you title.Probably why you have held it for as long as you have.Well that's ended. I'm not worrying about the jobbers anymore. I'm concentrating 100% on that shiny belt you wear.Boy,that'll look good around my waist.You got one more week untill I end you title righn. Enjoy it.

Boy Bakla watches Rex and Pelin start to ooze testosterone in the air as they both commence on a staredown, so much testosterone that it actually is affecting his perfect smooth skin that Boy Bakla had to take an extra dose of estrogen to counter it.

"Boys, why don't you guys save it for the ring. And to make it interesting, the loser gets his head dunked in a bucket of horse dung." Boy Bakla quipped hoping to diffuse the situation for the meantime.

"Ooh, I have a guest already lined up for next season... I wonder who it'll be?" Boy Bakla said lost in thought...